Bad Humor Man
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Bwana was bilious and dyspeptic, but hoped to dispel his ill humor by a little blood letting. On the track. Jessica Charles shared Bwana's choleric disposition, and being on the same wave length suggested a downward ladder, 5-4-3-2 laps, with each repetition at a faster pace. By the end of the workout, after coughing up some of the bad blood, the Crew had regained their eucrasia.
A few trackers tried to cure their Winter Blahs by visiting the Good Humor Wagon. Vicki Summers hasn't figured out that too much ice cream makes you phlegmatic. Tara Murray was administering a strong emetic to a few up and coming Hill Queens. That's kind of like a drunk giving another drunk some MD20/20 to cure her DTs. Nick Downs was feeling melancholic today. Ken Davis was busy leeching money for his latest climate model. And Mark Traband was trying to see if horse liniment could get his legs moving toward the track!
The Answer Is Blowin' In The Wind
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Right off, let me say that George Lesieutre, Paul Lammert, and Tara Murray, three of the lightest people in the group, went and ran on the outside track. Tara says they did 7X800, and considering they finished not too long after the rest of us (who did less than half their workout), they must have employed kites. It's just amazing that they weren't whipped into the next county. The "bulk" of the crew did 6X2 lap half-tandem runs (you run with a partner for 1 of your 2 laps to keep you honest) on the indoor track. Two laps is about 450 meters.
It was a huge turnout (31 people), so there aren't too many who need to endure Bwana's bluster. As a matter of fact, I think I'll blow that off today. We're looking forward all of us going to the outdoor track, the sooner the better.
Tanking
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Bwana took Ken Davis's suggestion and called for an NX400 workout, where N was 12 for Ken and 6 for everyone else. A few of the crew did their own crazy marathon training workout: 2 Mile + 2X1 Mile + 2X 800, but at a pace about 80 seconds a mile faster than their marathon pace. Have Domico explain the rationale for this insanity if you're curious.
Big-time kudos today goes to Jessica Charles, who is showing remarkable improvement. Despite the fact that she ran her quarters 7 to 20 seconds slower than Bwana, she still inexorably gained ground on him through the workout. Her recovery was very quick. This shows that she still had a little in the tank to be able to hurry through the recovery lap. The program for next time for her will be to run the repeats even harder.
Several Trackers have a real lot left in the tank because the car doesn't leave the garage. Ron Cunfer thinks the mpg calculation can be done with a 0 in the numerator as well as the denominator. He'll need to brush up on l'Hôpital's rule. Dave Moore is draining the tank of coffee in the grad student lounge. Tara Murray thinks that listening to the high-pitched whine of Neil Young on her iPod will propel her to a sub-6 mile tomorrow. No tanks. And Greg Luna is trying to cash in on all the Yaktrak yackity-yak by making some new-fangled snow-shows with tank treads.
Facing The Music
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Bwana called the tune: an ascending scale of 2-3-4-5 laps. The trick was to try to keep the same pitch through the whole arpeggio. After the 5-lapper, many of the runners were wheezing like an abused squeezebox and crying like a deranged street-corner hurdy-gurdy.
On a low note, Bwana was disappointed with some of tomorrow's milers who weren't there polishing their bows for the last big race. We hope that Tara Murray can still have a major achievement with her minor investment. We hope Marty Klanchar's rest leaves him augmented for tomorrow's run, rather than with diminished stamina. As for the rest of the no-shows, all Bwana can say is that they'll be in treble next time they show up at the track!
Package Tour
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After some blush-making comments about Bwana's running tights at Rec Hall, Bwana made sure that he had on some looser gear when he started his workout. Didn't want any of the ladies getting whiplash during Bwana's priapic peregrinations. Bwana had a pretty stiff workout in mind today: the Indoor Benchmark, the low recovery NX3X300. It's a tough workout to tackle. Nobody's nuts about this one, but when you sign up as a member of the Thursday Track Crew, you take the whole package.
A few runners were missing from today's bulging turnout. Jessica Charles was trying out some wedding gowns (Vera Wang?). Judd Michael was working on another proposal. He is such a tool. John Pringle and Sherry Tirko gave Bwana the shaft again. And Greg Luna, Costas Maranas, Marv Hall, and Julie Grubb were at Herwig's for lunch today. Sausage special.

