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Written by Bwana Bwana

Oh, the torture! Oh, the cruelty! The air was cold, the sky was cloudy, and the wind was blowing as Jim Myers, Tom Cali, Jim Moore, Lance Bland, Greg Dillon, Bob Cornwall, John Sheakoski, Costas Maranas, Frank Zaffino, newcomer Ryan Booz, Meira Minard, Kathy Koetje-Simin, Ed Thompson, Dave DeGroote, Dana Todd, and Marty Mazur headed for the track.

And Bwana had even more torture in mind. The boring, slow death kind: 3X1000. Tara Murray, who was off attending a workshop on human participants in research, let Bwana know that his track workouts probably need to be approved by Penn State's Social Science and Biomedical Institutional Review Board, especially since Wookies and Little Dutch Cows also participate.

There is no chance any Broke-Shouldered Horse-Whisperers or Retired Small Linebackers were going to be hurt today. Mark Traband and Marty Klanchar were off to another pasture to look at what cows may have been there. And Ron Cunfer and Lee Culver were out of danger, having paired up for a non-workout. Ken Davis works on bows and flows of angels hair, but no animals or humans. And his workouts of late have been just as fictitious. But Julie Grubb is familiar with torturing large animals. She lent Bwana her hamstring roller. Now if she would only show up at the Track so he could return the favor!